Dr. Henry Killinger quotes from The Venture Bros.

Compromise, my friend, is the essence of diplomacy, and diplomacy is the cornerstone of love. [Singin] Sweeeeeet looooove.

I wish you both very much luck in your life together...what's left of it.

Your powers are useless on me, you silly billy.

Forgive me, but the problem is one of planning, not one of armament. Mr. The Monarch already has a dazzling armory. What he needs is a strategist. A man of his prestige cannot simply go after an enemy all willy-nilly.

You can't give an enema a free willy what?

Shut up, 21. You might learn something from this guy.

What you need is a second-in-command who understands the intricacies of organized villiany. This I can offer you.

Perfect! You're hired, uh... number...

Number Killinger. Doctor Henry Killinger. And this is my Magic Murder Bag.

The Venture problem is very volatile. We must approach it with caution, but first we need to address other drastic issues. The floating cocoon is in bad need of...

The cocoon's fine! I think the problem is you!

He's right! Yeah, everybody just thinks you're sooo great, but you're just sooo not!

Yeah! Who do you think you are?

I mean, come on! This guy just waltzes in here with his huge baby-bearing hips and he starts changing everything.

That's not fair. I never chose my figure.

You can silence me but there will be others. Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

I did? Cool.

What the hell is she doing here?!

This woman has come to rescue you.

From what?!

From loneliness, you silly billy.

(to the Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend) Love is not private. Love is to be shared. I've locked you in. Neither of you may leave until you have reached compromise. Good luck, and may love show you the way. [opens his umbrella and begins to ascend toward the ceiling] Say goodbye to all your pretty children for me.

Dr. Girlfriend

Can you understand what he's saying?

Like... half the time.

(out of frame) My umbrella is stuck on something. I require assistance.

You will never be able to reach your full potential until you first confront your deep-seated fear of success. Now get into the bag.

What's in it?

Only what you take with you.

What the hell am I signing, a zeppelin?

A most sacred pact: membership in the most elite brotherhood, mit exclusive arching rights.

Didn't have to go through all this hooey to get my first archenemy, but what the hey? Did you pick me a good one?

No, you did.

[Looking at the video-screen] What...my brother?

Bingo! Isn't it perfect? It's a classic Cain-und-Abel story.

But...but he can't arch me, he's not even a super... [The reality dawns on him] Oh, my God, this is...but I'm not a...

Aren't you? Is this not what your heart was trying to tell you in your visions? Sign it. Make your blood feud official! Act now! Venchmen are standing by for your order!

All the vorld's a stage, und all the men und women mearly players. They have their entrances und exits, und one man in his time plays many parts. His acts being seven ages...

Heheh, you said it, Killer! And you can read more about it in The Bible!