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Gary quotes from The Venture Bros.

3 quotes

In 3 of the 726 quotes from The Venture Bros.
Most scenes with: Sgt. Hatred (2)

Scenes with Gary 3

(Gary - formerly Henchmen #21 - accidentally breaks up an O.S.I undercover operation.)

GGary

Okay...I wasn't prepared for this, but...freeze! This is SPHINX!

(from under his costume) Gary!? What are you doing, you idiot?

(removing his mask) I swear I'm going to reach down your throat, rip out your heart and eat it!

GGary

Shore Leave? You're part of Long Division?

Yeah, that's it. Brilliant conclusion...

We're undercover, moron. We were undercover...

We've been wearing these smelly-ass sweat-soaked masks for a week for nothing.

Nice move, Chubs. The kid's dead. So's Tom.

You killed an eight-year-old boy with the corpse of the only person who knew where Long Division's secret base was. Argh! That's so raven!

Gary, you better shoot me or somethin', 'cause I'm about to kill you.

GGary

I was being a good guy! And you left me S.P.H.I.N.X! What did you expect me to do?

Honestly, use the hot tub a couple of times. Not run around like a lone wolf fighting crime. That WE are already fighting!

(taking a crossbow away from Gary) This my crossbow?

GGary

Aw, c'mon! It makes me feel like a wookie.

No. This is my crossbow.

(Sgt. Hatred sits in the bushes with a rifle. The Monarch's cocoon is in his sights when Gary approaches.)

Well, look who's coming to save me! It's the entire S.P.H.I.N.X. organization!

GGary

Hey, I'm recruiting now, Grandpa. So bite me.

Whip the little guy out. I'll go get Doc's microscope.

GGary

I have got a Shai-Hulud down there! There's a damn Paul-Muad'Dib riding this worm, my friend.

(Sgt Hatred and Gary have disabled The Monarch's flying cocoon.)

GGary

Okay, now he's in a panic. He's gonna have to do something, or he'll look like a total douche. So here's where he makes the incredibly stupid decision to...

(Cut to the Monarch...)

JETTISON THE LUNCH ROOM!

(The cocoon opens, dropping the contents of the lunch room on the Venture's lawn.)

What is that? Patio furniture?

GGary

That is the lunch room.

There's some metal casings out there. Could be explosives...

GGary

Chafing dishes. It's Wednesday, right?

Yeah.

GGary

Then they're filled with buffalo wings. And we should totally collect the ones without dirt and lawn chunks on them, 'cause they are awesome! They're really tangy!

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