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Sgt. Hatred quotes from The Venture Bros.

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Sgt. Hatred

In 17 of the 726 quotes from The Venture Bros.
Most scenes with: Monarch (4), Hank Venture (3), Doctor Thaddeus Venture (2)

Scenes with Sgt. Hatred 15

(Sgt. Hatred sits in the bushes with a rifle. The Monarch's cocoon is in his sights when Gary approaches.)

SHSgt. Hatred

Well, look who's coming to save me! It's the entire S.P.H.I.N.X. organization!

GGary

Hey, I'm recruiting now, Grandpa. So bite me.

SHSgt. Hatred

Whip the little guy out. I'll go get Doc's microscope.

GGary

I have got a Shai-Hulud down there! There's a damn Paul-Muad'Dib riding this worm, my friend.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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(Sgt Hatred and Gary have disabled The Monarch's flying cocoon.)

GGary

Okay, now he's in a panic. He's gonna have to do something, or he'll look like a total douche. So here's where he makes the incredibly stupid decision to...

(Cut to the Monarch...)

MMonarch

JETTISON THE LUNCH ROOM!

(The cocoon opens, dropping the contents of the lunch room on the Venture's lawn.)

SHSgt. Hatred

What is that? Patio furniture?

GGary

That is the lunch room.

SHSgt. Hatred

There's some metal casings out there. Could be explosives...

GGary

Chafing dishes. It's Wednesday, right?

SHSgt. Hatred

Yeah.

GGary

Then they're filled with buffalo wings. And we should totally collect the ones without dirt and lawn chunks on them, 'cause they are awesome! They're really tangy!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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