Cody quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Cody

May I ask where your degree is from?

Zack

Shut it monkey bait. It's your fault we're in this mess.

Cody

How is it my fault you're unable to write a term paper?!

Zack

It's not that I'm unable. It's just it would have never been as good one of yours.

HIT HIM AGAIN!!!!

Zack

Nothing I ever do seems good enough. It's not always easy being compared to you.

Cody

How do think I feel you always been better at sports and girls and had more friends then me? Academics is the only place I could excel and be my own person, not just Zack's nerdy brother.

Zack

I didn't know you felt that way.

Cody

I didn't know you felt that way either.

Zack

I'm sorry man.

Cody

Me too. [hugs Zack]

Bailey

You know, that girl is a lot smarter than we give her credit for.

Cody

She still ate a bug.

London

[Hands bug to Bailey] By the way, here's your bug back.

Zack

Let me hear it.

Cody

(Singing) Like water flows or falls from above you showered me with the feeling of love.

Zack

Like Water flows or falls from above you showered me with the feeling of love.

Bailey

Look, I know you guys still aren't speaking, but it's your birthday, and all of your friends want you to have a good time.

Cody

You know, for some strange reason, I'm not that mad anymore.

Zack

Me either. In fact, I've never felt closer to you.

Cody

Same here. [Starts to break down crying] I love you, man.

Zack

[Also starting to break down crying] I love you, too.

Cody

Come here. [the twins hug while breaking down crying]

Marcus

I love you, London.

London

I love me too! [hugs herself]

So Zack, where will your next adventure take you?

Zack

My cabin. You can tell all your viewers and the undead the only reason I found that crown in the first place is because Cody, this guy right here, he knew where to look! He did the research so haunt him!

Cody

[smiles at Zack] Thanks Zack.

Zack

You're welcome but I gotta go now because I literally have ants in my pants. [leaves]

So, did you face any giant scorpions?

Cody

...(laughs) A COUPLE. Walk with me.

Cody

I want to get on the cover of Tomb Digest.

Zack

Yeah, that's read by tens of people!

Cody

Oooops

Oh ya, the oooops always makes it better. Perhaps you'd like to stick some bacon in my ears

Bailey

Cody, I've never seen anything so beautiful.

London

Clearly there's not a mirror in that box. [Bailey stomps her foot]

Bailey

Thank you. I love them. [hugs Cody]

Cody

[pulls Zack aside] Zack, I can't believe you got those. Thank you.

Zack

Well, you're my brother and I don't want us to wind up throwing knives at each other.

Cody

[smiles] That might just be one of the nicest things you've ever said to me.

Woody

I'm so scared.

Cody

Keep the camera on me.

Bailey

Cody, are you okay?

Zack

What's happening?

Cody

Severed arm!

Requesting {cough} backup.

No!!!!

Little Kirby. Stay with me. Tiny officer down! Tiny officer down!

Bailey

Did you just call me stupid?

Cody

If the shoe fits.

Cody

What the heck?!

Woody

How do you normally get off the island Brother Theodore?

Well, I told you. I have a little dinghy.

Woody

*laughing*

What?

Cody

Don't mind him, he's a little dingy. *Woody shuts up* What's in store for us next, Brother?

*looks at the list* Oh, let me see, uh...Oh, here you are. You're on the kiln list.

Woody

The kill list?! Please, I'm not ready to die! I promise I'll never make fun of your leaky dinghy again.

The kiln list, not the kill list. Though you're about to get on that one, too. [leaves]

Cody

He means we have to make pottery.

Zack

But I don't have to go!

Cody

Make "Pottery". Not "potty"! You guys get, what, like every other word?

Woody

Guys what every word? Is it just me, or is he hard to understand?

Zack

Okay! That's it! I don't care if I have to sit in the chair of extreme discomfort for a week. I have something to say. Cody, look, I know you're in pain over your break-up with Bailey. Who wouldn't be? [turns to the other monks] Seriously, this girl is smoking.

Cody

[groans, offended]

Zack

[turns back to Cody] The point is, running away from your troubles is not the answer. You've got your whole life to live. There's a big world out there out there filled with awesome experiences, but you can't have any of them if you're just stuck here on this island with a bunch of weird bald dudes.

He ain't wrong.

Cody

Zack, I appreciate that, but my brothers–

Zack

These aren't your brothers. I'm your brother, and I care about you. I'm not leaving this island without you.

Cody

[touched] Thanks, Zack.

Cody

(playing with his wrists) OW! OW! OW!

Zack

What are you doing?

Cody

Trying to condition myself to stop thinking of Bailey.

Cody

[Smiles] You're in love! [Tickles Zack] Zacky loves Maya!

Zack

Hey! I do not! Love is a very strong word reserved for special thing.

[walks to everyone in a scuba diver suit] Mr. Moseby, I think I got to the bottom of things.

And?

It seems something clogged an air duct causing an internal rupture which cracked the window.

Bailey

Was it my corn snips?

Cody

Was it my sujihiki?

Woody

Was it my powerful bowels?

[to Bailey] No. [to Cody] No. [to Woody] Ew. It was this pocket hanky! Apparently you dropped your hanky into the vent when you got scared by that dolphin and wet your pants. [she leaves]

[smiles nervously] Oops. [his cellphone rings] Ah! It's Mr. Tipton! He's gonna wanna know who to throw off the ship. I don't want to leave!

Bailey

We can't let Mr. Tipton fire Mr. Moseby.

London

Oh give me the phone! [takes the phone and talks to her dad] Daddy, I flooded the Aqua Lounge. It was all my fault. Yep, it's Switzerland all over again. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yay! Bye daddy! [hangs up]

Marcus

Well, did he kick you off?

London

Nah. He just cut my allowance to 50,000 a week.

Cody

Looks like no one is leaving the ship after all.

Marcus

[looks at his cellphone] I'm leaving the ship!

What?!

Zack

But it's Moseby's fault.

Marcus

I know, but I just got an email from those producers about my hip hopera, they said it was the most ridiculous thing they have ever seen!

Bailey

Then why are you so happy?

Marcus

They said it's going to be the next big comedy. They're moving my whole family to New York; I'm going to star in a Broadway show! I'm going to be the lead tooth.

Zack

Comedy? I thought you said it was a serious love story about overcoming adversity.

Marcus

Look, it's a stupid song about a girl with bad teeth.