Cody quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Cody

Good morning, ladies. I'm using the one hour Moseby lets us be on deck for a little yoga.

London

I prefer my yoga with fruit on the bottom.

London

Unpack what? She can't afford any luggage.

Bailey

Why don't you guys just flip a coin?

London

Who has a coin?

Maddie

(holding a coin) I do.

Wonderful. Thank you Maddie.

Maddie! (they all greet Maddie)

Maddie

London, so good to see you. And Mr. Moseby, rockin' the knee socks.

And I have a crest.

Maddie

I see. And Cody, no sweater vest?

Cody

Oh Maddie, that was the old Cody. You're looking at the new cool Cody. (hugs Maddie)

Maddie

Ow.

Cody

Oh sorry. That was my astronaut pen.

Maddie

And you must be Bailey, London's roommate. Did she give you any space for your clothes?

Bailey

I just got upgraded from a nail to a hook.

Maddie

Nice.

Zack

Hey sweet thing. How about some sugar?

Maddie

Come here.

Zack

(about to hug her but goes to the pool and throws up in there then comes back to hug Maddie)

Maddie

I think I'll pass.

Zack

This Pizza in a Cone is amazing. It's like ice cream, with the nutritional value of pizza!

Cody

I will not put that garbage in my body. Now let's go search through Gigi's dumpster. I want leftovers.

Kurt

So.. are you boys... Pardon me, are you men ready for a crazy guys weekend?

Oh yeah!

Kurt

Nothing but late nights, piles of junk food, hanging out by the pool scoping out the hot-

Mom?!

Kurt

Hot moms?

Carey

Surprise!

Carey

Oh, my back is killing me. Cheap Charlies started their own airlines. They cut fares by eliminating frivolous amenities like seats and bathrooms...

Kurt

So why don't the boys and I go have some guy fun while you rest up?

Yeah sweet!

Carey

I get it. I crashed your guys' weekend.

No no.

Cody

Not at all.

Zack

Maybe a little.

Kurt

Totally.

London

Cody, you're smart. I have a question about outer space.

Cody

(pointing upward) It's up there.

This page is blank

Zack

Exactly.

Cody

Ever hear of recycling?

Zack

That's why I threw it at you. Now sit back, relax, and let your mind go blank.

Zack

Are you practicing your kicking?

No... Those are the jets.

Zack

The jets have toenails? You're training!

Bailey

Mulch.

Mulch?

Bailey

Rotted vegetables and wood chips. (sniffles the mulch) I think I'm gonna cry.

Cody

Does it smell that bad?

Bailey

No, it smells like home. This is the first year I'm missing the Kettlecorn mulch festival.

London

Let me guess: you were Miss Junior Mulch. (laughs)

Bailey

Three years running! This year I would have been a shoo-in for Corn Queen. (crying) I miss home!

London

Help! Help! There's a tiny injured be-sparkled man on the lose!

Cody

Nurse Frightengale said every time you call to check on the ship, it spikes your blood pressure.

So do you, but she let you in.

Bailey

Cody, this is going to be the best date ever.

Cody

Date?

Bailey

Oh, yeah. [kisses Cody]

Cody

Excuse me, a second. [walks to the balcony] Yes! My six month plan worked!

Cody

Wow, slow night. Are you as bored as I am?

Zack

I was as bored as you, then you showed up, now I'm even more bored.

Zack

Yes you did. {Pretending to be a Jedi}

No I didn't. {Pretending to be a Jedi}

Cody

We're spies, not Jedi.

Cody

London, we need your help?

London

I don't help people.

Zack

London, you will help us? {Pretending to be a Jedi}

London

I will help you. {hypnotized}

Cody

How's my beautiful Bailey's comet?

Bailey

Just get out of astronomy?

Cody

Yep. And between classes I have a few heavenly minutes to spend with you.

Bailey

Oh Cody, I feel your gravitational pull.

Oh, and I may have mixed in my retainer.

Cody

[Takes bite of sauce and chokes] More cilantro, less metal.