London quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

[walks to everyone in a scuba diver suit] Mr. Moseby, I think I got to the bottom of things.

And?

It seems something clogged an air duct causing an internal rupture which cracked the window.

Bailey

Was it my corn snips?

Cody

Was it my sujihiki?

Woody

Was it my powerful bowels?

[to Bailey] No. [to Cody] No. [to Woody] Ew. It was this pocket hanky! Apparently you dropped your hanky into the vent when you got scared by that dolphin and wet your pants. [she leaves]

[smiles nervously] Oops. [his cellphone rings] Ah! It's Mr. Tipton! He's gonna wanna know who to throw off the ship. I don't want to leave!

Bailey

We can't let Mr. Tipton fire Mr. Moseby.

London

Oh give me the phone! [takes the phone and talks to her dad] Daddy, I flooded the Aqua Lounge. It was all my fault. Yep, it's Switzerland all over again. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yay! Bye daddy! [hangs up]

Marcus

Well, did he kick you off?

London

Nah. He just cut my allowance to 50,000 a week.

Cody

Looks like no one is leaving the ship after all.

Marcus

[looks at his cellphone] I'm leaving the ship!

What?!

Zack

But it's Moseby's fault.

Marcus

I know, but I just got an email from those producers about my hip hopera, they said it was the most ridiculous thing they have ever seen!

Bailey

Then why are you so happy?

Marcus

They said it's going to be the next big comedy. They're moving my whole family to New York; I'm going to star in a Broadway show! I'm going to be the lead tooth.

Zack

Comedy? I thought you said it was a serious love story about overcoming adversity.

Marcus

Look, it's a stupid song about a girl with bad teeth.

[singing] Retainer baby, retainer baby, I require that wire.

[still singing when everybody stops] Retainer baby! [makes weird noises then stops] Guess it's cake time.

Marcus

Well Mr. Moseby thanks again for everything. Before I leave I want to give you something.

Please Marcus you don't need to do that. Your friendship is gift enough.

Marcus

Well it's a Little Little t-shirt made into a pocket hanky.

THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER! [hugs Marcus and leaves]

Bailey

Aww! This reminds me of my goodbye party when I left Kettlecorn except you're leaving and I'm not. And we're on a boat not on a barn. And there's not a giant twister barring down on us. [hugs Marcus] Oh Marcus, congratulations!

Marcus

Thanks! [Bailey leaves]

Marcus

[to Woody] Well Woody, I'm going to miss you.

Woody

Marcus, I always thought of you as a brother. A real brother. Not like this kid named Neil who's forty years old and lives in my treehouse.

Marcus

Well I got nothing to say for that so let's just cut right to the man hug. [hugs Woody]

Woody

We're gonna miss you Marcus.

Cody

Just want to say good luck big guy. To think you'll be entertaining people while promoting proper dental care? I am so proud of you. [hugs Marcus]

Marcus

I'm going to miss you Cody.

Cody

I'm going to miss you too.

Marcus

[to Zack] Zack, I think I'm going to miss you most of all.

Woody

Hurtful.

Zack

I'm going to miss you too buddy. You know you're the only roommate I've ever had that I didn't hate.

Cody

Hurtful.

Zack

[hugs Marcus]

Marcus

Well you guys, I just want to say thank you for everything. Before I came here I was going through a really, really tough time but you guys took me in. You made me feel like family and I will always be grateful to you so thank you. And if you guys are ever in New York, please just look me up.

Zack

You know what? We just might do that someday.

London

Someday? How about now? Take me with you!

Marcus

Okay! [picks up London and starts to leave]

London

Next stop Tiffany's! Whoo!

Bailey

The kids hate me.

London

Not just the kids.

London

Hola Valentina!

Do I know you?

London

It's London. Tipton. London Tipton.

Zack

I offered to stay with her, but you know Maya doesn't like anybody to see her when she's sick.

Woody

I've never seen anybody puke like that. It landed all over the shuffleboard court!

London

On the upside, it landed on the 10!

[To London] You. [To Zack] You. [To Woody] Not you.

Zack

[To guard] Look buddy, he's okay. He's with me.

Do you want to go in or not?

London

Well, see ya! [Leaves]

Zack

I'll stay with you, buddy.

Woody

[As guard detains him] Go ahead. I'll be okay.

Zack

Thanks, buddy. [Follows London]

Woody

[To guard] I can't believe he actually went ahead!

Arturo

Do you know what it's like to not have a single thought in your head?

London

...Huh?

Arturo

Look who I'm talking to.

London

...Who? [looks around]

Arturo

You can't keep me in here!

London

I can't... but this NAIL GUN CAN!

Young London

(sad) Daddy's not coming home for Christmas?

You know what? Let's head down to that shelter and help the less fortunate. That always bucks up your spirits.

Young London

My spirits are fine. I just want to stay here and play with my toys. (starts backing up with her car)

(hangs up) I have nobody. (crying)

London

(feels sad) That's awful. Am I really going to be that lonely mirror? (turns to sees the mirror isn't there) Mirror?

London

[Driving to Kettlecorn] Are we there yet?!

Bailey

Still no, but, hey! Let's play a game to pass the time! Okay, uh, me first. I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter-

London

CORN! (glares at Bailey)

Bailey

(singing) See, my name is Carol and I live in Carolina. My husband's name is Carl, and we all sell -

London

(interrupting) CORN! Enough with the corn. (menacingly) I hate corn!

London

[Being attacked by a corn-beetle] Get this bug got off of me!

Bailey

Actually, London, it's gone.

London

Since when?!

Bailey

Ten miles ago. I didn't want to tell you 'cause we were making such good time.

(Shouting) Twister!!!

London

Twister? I love that game!

Hey, London, you're whittling! what're you making?

London

A pointy stick to stab all you people.

Well, why don't you just use the knife?

London

(makes a maniacal face)

Why did I just say that?