London quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

London

Help! Help! There's a tiny injured be-sparkled man on the lose!

Cody

Nurse Frightengale said every time you call to check on the ship, it spikes your blood pressure.

So do you, but she let you in.

Cody

London, we need your help?

London

I don't help people.

Zack

London, you will help us? {Pretending to be a Jedi}

London

I will help you. {hypnotized}

Don't talk, listen. Now, I am not going to fire Armando. I mean, you're the one who ruined the show. By the way, what happened to his real assistant?

London

Aw, don't worry about her. She's in a better place.

[gasps] London, you didn't!

London

Oh, don't get your hankie in a twist. Well, I just wanted daddy to get rid of her, but I forgot he was between wifes. So, now she's mommy number... [counts fingers] ...fourteen!

Oh, London, I see you have your backpack. You're ready for today's quiz?

London

Yep. [Opens backpack and pulls out a pillow] Pillow, to rest my wittle head on while everyone else takes the quiz, [Pulls out a nightmask] nightmask, to cover my wittle eyes so I can nap while everyone else takes the quiz, and for later, [Pulls out a fashion magazine] a wittle fashion magazine to read since I'll have detention for sleeping while everyone else took the quiz.

London, you have to try a wittle harder.

I caught them this morning.

London

Caught? What am I eating?

Crickets.

Bailey

London!

London

... Starts with a B.

Bailey

Bailey?

London

Nah, that couldn't be it. [A pause] Bailey!

Bailey

You remembered! So what did you do on your vacation?

London

Three words: went shop-ping! What did you do?

Bailey

Two words: plow-ing!

Bailey

You know, that girl is a lot smarter than we give her credit for.

Cody

She still ate a bug.

London

[Hands bug to Bailey] By the way, here's your bug back.

Bailey

Look, I know you guys still aren't speaking, but it's your birthday, and all of your friends want you to have a good time.

Cody

You know, for some strange reason, I'm not that mad anymore.

Zack

Me either. In fact, I've never felt closer to you.

Cody

Same here. [Starts to break down crying] I love you, man.

Zack

[Also starting to break down crying] I love you, too.

Cody

Come here. [the twins hug while breaking down crying]

Marcus

I love you, London.

London

I love me too! [hugs herself]

I just lost the most beautiful girl in the world.

London

I'm right here.

I meant my Francesca.

Bailey

Maybe London and I could...

London

Stop volunteering me to help people!

London

Okay dazzle me boy who looks like Cody but isn't smart.

Zack

Hey! that's what mom calls me too.

[Holding up a carved pumpkin] I brought you her head.

London

[Stares at the pumpkin for a while] Yep! That's her!

You can be a housewife.

London

Can I be a mansion wife?

Bailey

Cody, I've never seen anything so beautiful.

London

Clearly there's not a mirror in that box. [Bailey stomps her foot]

Bailey

Thank you. I love them. [hugs Cody]

Cody

[pulls Zack aside] Zack, I can't believe you got those. Thank you.

Zack

Well, you're my brother and I don't want us to wind up throwing knives at each other.

Cody

[smiles] That might just be one of the nicest things you've ever said to me.

[rips a mask from his imposter, sees he's a robot, and screams]

Bailey

[gasps] Mr. Moseby is a robot!

London

That would explain why he never wanted the company of a woman.

Bailey

[Bailey and Miss Tutweiler are crying over breakups] London why are you crying?

London

Because I'm stuck on a boat with you people!