Zack quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Look, I know you guys still aren't speaking, but it's your birthday, and all of your friends want you to have a good time.

You know, for some strange reason, I'm not that mad anymore.

Zack

Me either. In fact, I've never felt closer to you.

Same here. [Starts to break down crying] I love you, man.

Zack

[Also starting to break down crying] I love you, too.

Come here. [the twins hug while breaking down crying]

Marcus

I love you, London.

London

I love me too! [hugs herself]

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Zack': Oh Arizona is about to score Woody change the channel!

No Problem! (Uses the beak in his woodpecker costume to change the channel)

Zack

With your hands Bird Brain!

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Zack

London's not your girlfriend. She barely remembers your name.

Marcus

She barely even remembers her own name!

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IIsabel

So Zack, where will your next adventure take you?

Zack

My cabin. You can tell all your viewers and the undead the only reason I found that crown in the first place is because Cody, this guy right here, he knew where to look! He did the research so haunt him!

[smiles at Zack] Thanks Zack.

Zack

You're welcome but I gotta go now because I literally have ants in my pants. [leaves]

IIsabel

So, did you face any giant scorpions?

...(laughs) A COUPLE. Walk with me.

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I want to get on the cover of Tomb Digest.

Zack

Yeah, that's read by tens of people!

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London

Okay dazzle me boy who looks like Cody but isn't smart.

Zack

Hey! that's what mom calls me too.

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Cody, I've never seen anything so beautiful.

London

Clearly there's not a mirror in that box. [Bailey stomps her foot]

Thank you. I love them. [hugs Cody]

[pulls Zack aside] Zack, I can't believe you got those. Thank you.

Zack

Well, you're my brother and I don't want us to wind up throwing knives at each other.

[smiles] That might just be one of the nicest things you've ever said to me.

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I'm so scared.

Keep the camera on me.

Cody, are you okay?

Zack

What's happening?

Severed arm!

LKLittle Kirby

Requesting {cough} backup.

KKirby

No!!!!

KKirby

Little Kirby. Stay with me. Tiny officer down! Tiny officer down!

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Wee! Wee!

Zack

NO! No more wee wee!

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How do you normally get off the island Brother Theodore?

BTBrother Theodore

Well, I told you. I have a little dinghy.

*laughing*

TSir Theodore

What?

Don't mind him, he's a little dingy. *Woody shuts up* What's in store for us next, Brother?

TSir Theodore

*looks at the list* Oh, let me see, uh...Oh, here you are. You're on the kiln list.

The kill list?! Please, I'm not ready to die! I promise I'll never make fun of your leaky dinghy again.

TSir Theodore

The kiln list, not the kill list. Though you're about to get on that one, too. [leaves]

He means we have to make pottery.

Zack

But I don't have to go!

Make "Pottery". Not "potty"! You guys get, what, like every other word?

Guys what every word? Is it just me, or is he hard to understand?

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Zack

Okay! That's it! I don't care if I have to sit in the chair of extreme discomfort for a week. I have something to say. Cody, look, I know you're in pain over your break-up with Bailey. Who wouldn't be? [turns to the other monks] Seriously, this girl is smoking.

[groans, offended]

Zack

[turns back to Cody] The point is, running away from your troubles is not the answer. You've got your whole life to live. There's a big world out there out there filled with awesome experiences, but you can't have any of them if you're just stuck here on this island with a bunch of weird bald dudes.

BTBrother Theodore

He ain't wrong.

Zack, I appreciate that, but my brothers–

Zack

These aren't your brothers. I'm your brother, and I care about you. I'm not leaving this island without you.

[touched] Thanks, Zack.

[Zack and Cody hug]

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