Zack quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

London, can you tell me what this is?

London

A bad manicure.

No. Though, ew. Okay. Has anyone heard of the International Dateline?

Cody

Wait a second. What's going on here? We already learned about the International Dateline.

I'm sorry if you read ahead, Cody, but I have to teach to the lowest common denominator.

Zack

Whoa, whoa, we're doing Math now? I thought this was Geography.

Cody

No. I mean, what happened to the dance?

Bailey

You mean, the one we're having tonight?

Cody

I'm having the strangest sense of déjà vu.

London

Déjà who?

Cody

Déjà vu. It's French for "I've seen this all before."

Zack

Wait a second. This is French? I thought this was Math.

London

Well, we'll just have to change their answers so they match.

Zack

No kidding. Miss Tutweiller is looking for a six foot guy.

London

Well, that's a deal-breaker. Moseby's only got two feet.

Zack

[jokingly] Hey, Yogi, [points at Yogi] where's Boo Boo?

Wow. [sarcastically] First time I heard that one.

London

Unpack what? She can't afford any luggage.

Bailey

Why don't you guys just flip a coin?

London

Who has a coin?

Maddie

(holding a coin) I do.

Wonderful. Thank you Maddie.

Maddie! (they all greet Maddie)

Maddie

London, so good to see you. And Mr. Moseby, rockin' the knee socks.

And I have a crest.

Maddie

I see. And Cody, no sweater vest?

Cody

Oh Maddie, that was the old Cody. You're looking at the new cool Cody. (hugs Maddie)

Maddie

Ow.

Cody

Oh sorry. That was my astronaut pen.

Maddie

And you must be Bailey, London's roommate. Did she give you any space for your clothes?

Bailey

I just got upgraded from a nail to a hook.

Maddie

Nice.

Zack

Hey sweet thing. How about some sugar?

Maddie

Come here.

Zack

(about to hug her but goes to the pool and throws up in there then comes back to hug Maddie)

Maddie

I think I'll pass.

Zack

This Pizza in a Cone is amazing. It's like ice cream, with the nutritional value of pizza!

Cody

I will not put that garbage in my body. Now let's go search through Gigi's dumpster. I want leftovers.

Who is Bailey?

Zack

My brother's secret love. He loves her, but he keeps it a secret... from her!

Kurt

So.. are you boys... Pardon me, are you men ready for a crazy guys weekend?

Oh yeah!

Kurt

Nothing but late nights, piles of junk food, hanging out by the pool scoping out the hot-

Mom?!

Kurt

Hot moms?

Carey

Surprise!

Carey

Oh, my back is killing me. Cheap Charlies started their own airlines. They cut fares by eliminating frivolous amenities like seats and bathrooms...

Kurt

So why don't the boys and I go have some guy fun while you rest up?

Yeah sweet!

Carey

I get it. I crashed your guys' weekend.

No no.

Cody

Not at all.

Zack

Maybe a little.

Kurt

Totally.

Carey

Mr. Moseby, it's so good to see you.

Ah. Here's your bill.

Carey

I haven't even checked in yet.

Mmm. It's for everything the boys have broken since they've been on board.

Carey

[reads the list] An anchor? Zack, how do you break an anchor?

Zack

Why do you always assume it was me? [Carey puts hand on hip] Okay it was me. In my defense, I was trying to impress a girl ....it worked.

Carey

[to Kurt] You think it's so funny? Here. You pay for it.

Kurt

[reads the list] How do you break a propeller?

Zack

Easy, you drop an anchor on it.

This page is blank

Zack

Exactly.

Cody

Ever hear of recycling?

Zack

That's why I threw it at you. Now sit back, relax, and let your mind go blank.

Zack

Are you practicing your kicking?

No... Those are the jets.

Zack

The jets have toenails? You're training!

Cody

Wow, slow night. Are you as bored as I am?

Zack

I was as bored as you, then you showed up, now I'm even more bored.

Zack

Yes you did. {Pretending to be a Jedi}

No I didn't. {Pretending to be a Jedi}

Cody

We're spies, not Jedi.

Cody

London, we need your help?

London

I don't help people.

Zack

London, you will help us? {Pretending to be a Jedi}

London

I will help you. {hypnotized}

Cody

May I ask where your degree is from?

Zack

Shut it monkey bait. It's your fault we're in this mess.

Cody

How is it my fault you're unable to write a term paper?!

Zack

It's not that I'm unable. It's just it would have never been as good one of yours.

HIT HIM AGAIN!!!!

Zack

Nothing I ever do seems good enough. It's not always easy being compared to you.

Cody

How do think I feel you always been better at sports and girls and had more friends then me? Academics is the only place I could excel and be my own person, not just Zack's nerdy brother.

Zack

I didn't know you felt that way.

Cody

I didn't know you felt that way either.

Zack

I'm sorry man.

Cody

Me too. [hugs Zack]

Zack

Let me hear it.

Cody

(Singing) Like water flows or falls from above you showered me with the feeling of love.

Zack

Like Water flows or falls from above you showered me with the feeling of love.