[to Zack] I don't need anymore of your help! Just keep out of my way and stay over there.[flour is flicked into Zack's face]
Did you just flick flour into my face?
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
[flicks flour into Cody's face in retaliation] Well maybe I flicked some back, and maybe I didn't.
[calmly] I know you didn't, because if you did, I'd do this! [cracks an egg over Zack's egg, the yolk running over his head] And that is how you separate an egg!
And this is how you separate a pie from its pan. [pies Cody in the face and runs off, with Cody chasing him into the lobby]
[holding a pie] Come back here and take this banana creme pie like a man!
He wouldn't! [Cody throws the pie at Zack, who ducks. The pie ends up hitting a socialite in the face] He would!
Cody, do you have anything to say to your brother?
[to Zack] I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.
[to Cody] I'm sorry you're my brother.
I'm sorry I worked you like a packmule. I was only thinking about the money. Lots and lots of money, bagloads of money-!
I didn't mind you making money off of my cooking. I just need some time to get it right... and 40% of the profits.
Done. [the two spit-shake]
Okay, but I get 10% of both of your cuts.
Zack and Cody: Done. [attempt to do the spit-shake with Carey]
The box said it would be a honey mist auburn!
Oh honey, you missed auburn big time!
How would you feel if people were spreading rumors about you?
Hey, every time I'm in the paper, my social life just gets better and better.
Yeah? Well, my social life is going down the tubes because Chuck heard your lie and dumped me!
Oh, honey, I heard a rumor he was gonna dump you anyway.
I didn't even know that woman was a reporter.
Oh, so you just gossip about me in general?
Only because you gossiped about me, and it spread through the whole hotel.
Well, you gossiped about me, and it spread all over the world.
Oh, don't you uh-huh my nuh-uh!
I think you are both at fault here. And I think we can all learn something from this. Even though gossiping is an irresistible temptation, on any level, gossip is hurtful. Now the best way to not spread it is to not listen to it.
Here are your menus. Would you like some crayons?
[singing] I recommend the Crême Brulée!
[singing] I recommend you go away!
Don't worry. I'll get us in there to see him rehearse. After all, he's a celebrity. I'm a celebrity. We're first celebrities once removed.
You go in there and you'll be removed.
I've gotta win this science award. Then I can get into M.I.T. and invent a nanobot that eats oil spills and be able to retire comfortably while taking care of my aging mother and paying my brother's bail money.
The point is it doesn't matter if you win. All that matters is you do your best.
Well, my best isn't going to win me a Nobel Prize, pay for your nursing home, or get Zack out of jail.
CA Cody and Arwin
Not yet.
You should know that there's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I got D's in Math, English, and Social Studies.
And what's the good news?
[picking up a chess piece] Maddie, what are these do-hickeys? Are they expensive, and do I want to buy them?
No, these are chess pieces. It's a game that's been played for 500,000 years.
Well, then, someone should have won already.
Well, it like looks it--I mean, it looks like it.
I mean, we must help the poor, tormented ghostie cross over to a better place.
You mean like the St. Mark Hotel, where they'll pay overtime?
This is not a joking matter.
Obviously you've never seen my paycheck.
There's no such thing as ghosts.
Wrong, as usual. I've seen this ghost. It was so scary, I dropped my new purse. And left it there!
Oh, just the regular $1,000 bill every kid gets for an allowance... [Maddie, Zack and Cody suddenly bolt for the elevator.] Hey! Just 'cause I don't need it, doesn't mean it's not mine.
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