The Suite Life of Zack & Cody · Season 1
Esteban, have you seen Zack? I've looked all over for him.
Zack? Zack who? Look at the time! [tries to walk away]
Esteban, do you like nature films?
Oh, I love nature films.
[angrily] Have you ever seen the one about what a mother bear would do to protect her cubs?!
London is driving him up to Math Camp with Maddie and Muriel! Don't eat me!
Moesby, Zack took off for math camp!
Splendid now they're both gone! It's like falling in love again!
You don't understand! London is driving.
Oh no!
Oh yeah!
They shouldn't be too hard to find! We'll just look for the car that's driving in reverse.
Isn't he the worst!? On the way up here he actually criticized my driving while HE was driving!!
Well in all fairness to London I have to say, even though I was being held against my will - and my lawyers will be in touch - she did a pretty good job driving up here.
I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.
Suppose?!
Slight?!
Tendency?!
A bit?!
Okay! Okay! I'm sorry London.
It's okay Moseby. [takes her hands off the wheel to hug him]
HANDS ON THE WHEEL!!!
[to London] How bout we give it a go?
You got it. I'll meet you at the crack of noon.
We'll catch them on tv. Now give me the tape. [Zack gives Cody a video.] I can't use this! This is my first pony ride!
Fine. I'll get the tape of Mom potty-training us.
[After learning that there is no treasure]
Now I'll never own this hotel.
And I'll never be the President.
I'll never win the Nobel Prize.
I'll never marry Maddie.
On the bright side, I'm still rich. Yay, me!
Have you seen my kids?
No. Have you seen my employees?
No.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Me, too, but let's stay calm. I'm sure my kids are fine and your hotel is in one piece [hears explosion] or pieces.
This painting has been hanging in the Tipton for nearly a hundred years.
Oh good, now you can buy a new one!
Old is good.
And that's what makes you great!
Oh, Mr. Moseby, forgive us. Back home they would tie my arms and legs to four goats and send them off in different directions... It is also what they do for the people with bad backs!
I wonder what my life would be like if I found the money... [starts into dream sequence, but then fades out almost immediately] Oh. It would be the same! Yay!
[in a dream sequence] Attention guests of Hotel Esteban; it's salsa time! [everyone in the hotel starts dancing to salsa music]
Your father has to stay incognito.
Where is Cognito?
In hiding.
Where is Hiding?
Just because I have no money, the bank stops being nice to me?
Shocking, isn't it?
[about to try to make breakfast cereal] Which goes first, the milk or the cereal?
It doesn't matter; as long as you remember the bowl.
My doctor says I should stay away from chocolates... and younger men.
Aren't you supposed to be working?
What's your point?
So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
No, he wanted to kiss the plant!
Why would he want to kiss the plant?
He doesn't. He wants to kiss you!
So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
It's a special night. Don't make me slap you.
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