The ghost stole my money. She is so dead!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(to Cody) Honey, you do whatever you want, but there's no such thing as ghosts. If there were, my mother in-law would still be haunting me.
Don't take this the wrong way. I'm going home to Mother.
That's what your mother said when she left me, and a few other things I can't mention.
Come on, have a sense of humor!
I married you, didn't I?
There it is!
(to Kurt after he, Cody and Zack watched a horror movie) You do realize that the last time Cody saw a horror film, I had to get rid of the monsters by scrubbing down his room with holy water.
It worked.
I know you're mad.
I was mad when you sold our car to buy a new guitar. I was mad when you came home from the playground with the wrong twins.
It was an honest mistake.
They were girls.
Esteban, the hotel limo is just out front. See if the driver can make it to the airport. Free of charge, of course.
You would really do that for us, Mr. Moseby?
Of course, Zack. I want you boys to have the best Christmas possible even if it means being far, far, far away from my hotel!
[after receiving London's gift, a badly knitted sweater] But I wanted a car... that would keep all of me warm.
I made it with my own two hands.
It looks like you made it with your own two feet!
I thought you'd be happy that I put so much effort into it. You're always accusing me of being superficial.
And you had to pick Christmas to become deep?
It's just there are so many beautiful things out there to buy. How can you possibly resist them?
I have no money.
Well, some of us aren't that lucky.
Speaking of all day shopping, I just received a fax from your father. He feels you've been spending too much money.
That's ridiculous! I'm saving him money. Ivana's contact lenses? Second pair free!
London, I'm afraid your father is adamant.
I thought his name was Wilfred.
...Yes, it is! What I'm saying is that he wants you to limit yourself to just buying the necessities. Good luck with that!
[looking at the fax] You know your dad seems pretty serious this time.
What makes you think that?
Well he's capitalized and underlined "disinherit."
[gasps] The "D" word!? [to Ivana] Don't worry snookums. Mommy won't let that happen to you.
Oh please. You couldn't go one hour without shopping.
I can so! I can do anything! After all, I am the daughter of Adamant Tipton.
Wilfred.
Whatever.
All right, all right. I'll help you. Give me your credit cards. [holds out her hand to accept them. London gives her one.] Mmmhmm... [London gives her another.] Mmmhmm...[London pulls a wallet full of credit cards out of her purse and gives it to Maddie. Maddie takes them and they all fall out.]
Take care of my babies. They like to be taken out twice a day.
[Zack and Max reach for the same piece of cake]
I'm not hungry.
Me neither
What's going on?
Isn't it obvious? [whispers] They're not hungry!
Yep. I've hit rock bottom. And I don't like rock bottom. It's so rock bottomy.
This cake is excellent, Carey. You're a great cook.
Actually I bought it.
You're a great buyer of cakes.
TTTeen Trend Lady
Good, London, good. Now give us a snobby look.
I have about twenty different ones. Which one do you want?
TTTeen Trend Lady
One that says "Only I can afford these clothes!"
Ooh! Number seven! One of my favorites!
TTTeen Trend Lady
Perfect. Now, that is a wrap!
Actually, it's a really shiny scarf!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Suite Life of Zack & Cody pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.