The Suite Life of Zack & Cody · Season 1
Why is it so hot in here?
Because it's summer school, which you have to go to for failing the eighth grade.
Just English class. Besides, plenty of our greatest leaders failed the eighth grade.
Like who?
There was that Abe guy, with the beard and tall hat. He lived in Gettysburg and died at the movies.
And, yet, you passed History.
Word, Bird. Hey, I'm a poet and I didn't know it. I can make a rhyme anytime.
Me, too. Did I mention you have detention.
Zack, I don't understand. You were doing so well. What got into you?
My underwear! And I didn't want it to happen again.
(enters the classroom) Hey, Zack, let's go!
He's not going anywhere. Zachary has detention.
Detention?!? Great, now I'm stuck here, too! (sits at a desk) Listen, young man, you had better not fail out of summer school. You're runnin' out of seasons. If you think that I am going...
SHHH!!! No talking!
(Carey makes a zipper motion to her lips)
I must admit, I am impressed by your test scores.
Thanks, Zack.
You're the best!
[to Zack] I love you.
Starting today I'll be making this a class a lot harder.
I hate you, Zack.
Yeah! You're the worst!
I love you. [group stare] The heart wants what the heart wants.
Zack?
Don't disrupt my class again or I'll give you detention!
(reading a poem) "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood." Now, from the first line, can anyone tell me what season it is?
Paprika?
London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?
Shh! Lower your voice.
[deepens voice] London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?
[sees the pool inside London's suite] Wow, rich people have big bath-tubs.
[On her smartphone with Maddie] That's why I need you to keep it quiet. if the tabloids hear about it, sales will go into the toilet.
[On her smartphone with London] don't worry. your secret is safe with me. [She hangs up her smartphone. and Amy, Jasmine and the other two girls begin whistling to themselves.]
You know, this Weather Warrior game stinks! You can't win with the lame superpowers they give you.
Not me. Captain Coldfront sneezes ice. I just snotted out half of Cityopolis!
[thinking] Left, right, left, right, blink, breathe — ooh! Twinkly light bulb! [losing air] Breathe! Breath! [starts skipping] Skip, skip, skip.
(sees Arwin pushing something with a sign labeled "Nothing Evil Under Here) Does that sign look suspicious to you?
I don't know. It went by so fast I couldn't read it.
[racing up to Moseby, to stop his plan to turn all children into adults] I'm gonna take your machine!
No, you're not.
Well, who's gonna stop me?
Arwin and Esteban: [grabs Zack by the wrists] That would be us!
So,what does your mystery man Lance do?
He uh, saves lives.
Oh, he's studying to be a doctor.
[gasps] A plastic surgeon?
[walks in]" Hi, sweetie!"
Honey, I told you to wear a suit.
I am wearing a suit.
Not bathing suit, a dress suit, with pockets and other nice stuff.
Well, it's got a little pocket, on the inside the for my key, and it's waterproof.
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