[complaining about a noisy party in the room above] Isn't that inconsiderate?
Yeah, it sure is. They didn't invite me.
You can't go! We need our sleep. We are finely tuned athletes in training.
We put cans... in bags!
But quickly!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
WWayne
[wearing Betsy Ross' dress] This dress is killing me.
[also wearing Betsy Ross' dress] Do these stars make me look fat?
I don't know. I'm still blind from looking at Wayne.
Not so fast Lea.
It's Nia.
Whatever. Nia. Tia. Leah. Gia. Mia. Sia.
Well your track record does speak for itself.
Ooh. You were in track? I tried that once. But then they put little fences in front of me and I kept tripping. Plus, the other girls wouldn't wait for me.
Mr. Moseby, don't you have an all-access card that opens every door in this hotel?
Yes, but I'm afraid I left it at home.
Here, use Zack's.
Zack! I can't sleep. I need my white noise machine.
And you're telling me this because...?
Sound like a tropical rain forest!
[makes tropical sounds]
Too apeman. Make wave sounds!
Woosh! Woosh!
More... French Riviera.
Le woosh! Le crash!
Zack, keep London in the bath.
Great. I'll go grab my snorkel.
Nice try, dork-el.
Carey, wait. Aren't you gonna read a bedtime story? Mother always reads me a story.
Yeah, Mom used to read us stories too. Then we turned six.
You're never too old for a classic. [takes out a book]
The Little Engineer That Could. Ahh, let me guess. It's about a hotel engineer that thought he couldn't fix something and then he can.
You saw the movie!
Arwin, don't you want to take a break and... go home?
No, I should really stay and fix this.
But it wasn't broken when you got here.
[yanks out cord from under sink] It is now!
We should invite him to dinner. It'll make him feel better.
Well I do have enough wheatloaf to go around.
Wheatloaf? We want him to cheer up, not throw up.
You know, London, I've been dumped before-
Oh, there's a shock. But I'm not like you. I've never been the dumpee. I've always been the dumper.
One more crack and you're gonna be in the dumpster.
Here, sing this [plays C note on harmonica] ♪ Do re me fa so la ti doh ♪
How am I supposed to remember all that?
Well... you could...uh, think of things that remind you of each note. [plays C note on harmonica] ♪ Do ♪
Ooh, that's easy! Dough means money!
♪ Re, me ♪
Ooh. Yay, me! [claps]
♪ Fa, so ♪
If something's far, I say "So?" because I have a private jet.
♪ La ♪
"Law" is something you get to break if you're rich.
♪ Ti ♪
My favorite vowel!
♪ Do ♪
Yay! More money!
'Kay. Now let's try putting it all together.
Dough! Yay, me! [claps] Far, So? Law, T [high-pitched and off-key] ♪ Dough! ♪ [glass on the table shatters] Mazel tov!
DDirector
Okay, Maddie. Are you ready to bop the top? Because remember: we're all in this together.
Okay, you're pushing it to the limit.
London, shall we get this dancing lesson started, I want you to get your money's worth.
How much is she paying you?
Three diamonds an hour.
I'm only getting two. I got robbed.
I never got a lead role when I went to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. Every single Christmas, I was the wise man who brought myrhh!
What is myrhh anyway?
I don't even know, okay? The point is, I wanna get a part where I don't have to wear a beard.
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