Carter Chong quotes from The Sopranos

Carter Chong

Once in third grade, I got a ninety six on my spelling test, highest mark in the class, I was so proud. I brought it home to show my dad...what happened ta the other four points, he says. (Carter takes a pause) Fuck you! Fuck you! (Carter slams his fists together)

Carter Chong

(Jameel brings pictures for Uncle Junior to sign) What do you do with those Jameel?

Autographed pictures of the man who capped Tony Soprano? Shit, them mother fuckers go right on ebay.

(Junior is playing checkers with Carter) Heh. Checkers. The thinking man's game.

Uncle Junior

You lookin' for a smack in the fuckin' mouth.

Corrado. Language please.

Uncle Junior

What do you want?

If you'd move, perhaps I can reach the chess set.

Uncle Junior

And if I don't, what the fuck you gonna do then?

You don't intimidate me.

Corrado?

Uncle Junior

You're lucky she's here you little prick.

Naturally, you're only tough when there's an authority figure nearby so things won't go too far. Oh, how the mighty have fallen- (Uncle Junior beats the crap out of the patient) Ahhhh! Ahh!

Corrado!!!

Carter Chong

Get 'im! Get 'im!

Uncle Junior

How do ya like that, huh, fuckin' tough guy?! How do ya like that?! I'm gonna kill this prick!

How are you feeling?

Carter Chong

Fine.

Maybe you can clear something up. Dr. Mendel says you've been acting aggressively toward other patients.

Carter Chong

First of all, that is total fucking bullshit.

Carter.

Carter Chong

And secondly, why don't you just lead off with that?

What are you talking about?

Carter Chong

Instead of pretending you give a shit how I feel.

Now apparently, you are becoming a bully. Dr. Mendel feels you're modeling your actions on the wrong people.

Carter Chong

Really, like who?

You know who. That gangster. (Referring to Uncle Junior)

Carter Chong

You of all people should know not to believe what you read in the paper...all that crap they wrote about daddy.

That was the Wall Street Journal. It was entirely different.

Carter Chong

It's never enough, is it? My whole time at M.I.T., you told me, get out and make friends, now I finally do learn to assert myself a little...suddenly that's a negative!