Quitting time!
Quitting time!
Thank God it's Friday.
Thursday.
Same thing. See you Monday!
“Orange Is the New Yellow” · Season 27
In this episode: Bart Simpson (4), Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Mr. Burns (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Lenny Leonard (1)
[on a phone call with Marge] Marge, baby, I'm out the door.
Are you sure? Because sometimes people say they're out the door when they really haven't left yet.
Those people are horrible, horrible liars. See you soon! [hangs up the phone]
Simpson! Not so fast. Hold up one end of this poster! [Homer and Smithers hold a "Safety first, last and always" poster] Now use it to conceal this. [they close a leak with the poster] Excellent. Now, let me just crank up the plumb bob to determine the vertical marvel, we'll have this poster level in under three hours!
[dressed as a seahorse] Mom! Mom! My costume for the science play is all wrong!
You said you were a seahorse!
A male seahorse, with a pouch!
Males have pouches?
Male seahorses' nurturing is one of the wonders of the world. You said you read the script!
Bart gave me a synopsis, I... [realizes that Bart made up the synopsis] Oh boy.
[Maggie spills her carrots and peas on Marge]
Mom, I'll clean that up for you.
Oh, thank God, some help.
Where's the mop?
In the mop closet.
Where's the bucket?
Under the mop! [Bart opens a closet] Other closet! [he opens the second closet and some things fall from it]
There's stuff in front of it. [Marge groans] Let me help! [grabs a box and two bottles fall from it and start crossing the floor] Ay caramba! Hey, there's wood underneath this linoleum.
Oh! Just go play outside.
Outside? Your loss.
Hey, Martin.
Bartholomew! This playground has safely stimulated my imagination.
What the hell are you talking about?
MMartha
Martin! [chuckles] Who's your new friend?
[whispering] Mother, don't blow this for me!
MMartha
Fine, I'll just go sit and talk to his mother. Where is she?
I'm here by myself. But I have a safety number! [calls a number on his phone]
MMoe
Moe's Tavern. Homer ain't here, and for once, that's the truth. [Martha calls the police]
Marge is right, Your Honor. My e-mail password is "bad dad."
Yeah, Judge. If you wanna know who should be in jail, he weighs 240 and smells like onions. [Homer slaps Bart in the back of the head]
Simpson, are you here unsupervised?
Yeah, and so what?
I'd lose the attitude, "Sylvester Stallone"! [Lou chuckles] Finally, a laugh out of Lou! Son, kids aren't allowed on their own anymore, now who said you could come here?
My mom.
Ugh. Always the mom.
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