Marge, they knew what they were getting into when their parents sold them to the circus.
“Treehouse of Horror XXIV” · Season 25
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Montgomery Burns (1)
I don't hand out candy, you son of a Grinch.
HFHomer/The Fat In The Hat
Now hop on my cycle, there's nothing to fear. And we shall have candy...and maybe some beer.
HFHomer/The Fat In The Hat
[his dying words after Maggie stabs him] I'm frightened of nothing/Not even hellfire/Just don't ever let me be played by Mike Myers.
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