PSPrincipal Skinner
All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
I won! I won! [walks on stage]
SSkinner
No, no, Ralph, this means you're failing English.
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
“Lisa on Ice” · Season 6
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Seymour Skinner (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Chief Wiggum (1)
[Lisa is concerned about her failing grade in gym class]
Cheer up! So you're not good at sports. It's a very small part of life.
Sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports. Marge, Bart rides up in the front seat today because he's a good guy at sports.
Homer, I think Lisa could use a little cheering up. How about let her in front too?
[Homer glances at Bart, who coolly shakes his head.]
[shrugs, to Marge] I tried.
[Bart walks into the kitchen with his baseball glove where Homer is sitting]
C'mon dad; lets go throw the ol' baseball.
Sorry Bart, I'm taking Lisa out for a gellati. We'd ask you to come but...ya know.
[after Bart fails to be a scholar due to him being a slacker in school all his life and irritating Ms. Krabappel, Nelson, Jimbo and Kearney beats Bart up]
[beating up Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
[punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys! He's with me.
[Kearney and Nelson back away. Jimbo also backs away partially due to him being Lisa's teammate.]
[points at Bart] It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother.
Don't worry, Bart, they won't bother you any more.
[everyone points and laughs]
I hardly ever let Mother fight for me any more! [laughs]
Sorry, Bart, I'm going to hang out with Lisa...for protection...and to be seen!
Oh, yes, we won! We won, we won! Uh, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team... we won't be going out for pizza.
[his team sighs]
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