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Marge and Homer in “Lisa on Ice”

[Lisa is concerned about her failing grade in gym class]

Marge

Cheer up! So you're not good at sports. It's a very small part of life.

Homer

Sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports-sports. Marge, Bart rides up in the front seat today because he's a good guy at sports.

Marge

Homer, I think Lisa could use a little cheering up. How about let her in front too?

[Homer glances at Bart, who coolly shakes his head.]

Homer

[shrugs, to Marge] I tried.

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