[after Bart fails to be a scholar due to him being a slacker in school all his life and irritating Ms. Krabappel, Nelson, Jimbo and Kearney beats Bart up]
[beating up Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
[punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his head] Lay off, guys! He's with me.
[Kearney and Nelson back away. Jimbo also backs away partially due to him being Lisa's teammate.]
[points at Bart] It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother.
Don't worry, Bart, they won't bother you any more.
[everyone points and laughs]
I hardly ever let Mother fight for me any more! [laughs]
Sorry, Bart, I'm going to hang out with Lisa...for protection...and to be seen!
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