Bart, I bet you think nothing's gonna top that cactus. Well, check out my present.
Next.
Bart, be polite.
Next, please.
Bart, I've noticed...your birthday presents are a poor crop at best. [picks up a present] I hope this turns the tide.
[Bart opens his present]
Ooh, just gorgeous.
Now we can be twins.
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