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The Simpsons · Season 3

Bart and Homer in “Radio Bart”

[Bart plays his first prank with the Superstar Celebrity Microphone. The victim is Homer]

Bart

[on radio] People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. [Homer screams, runs out of the kitchen, and fetches a shotgun] We have captured your President. He was delicious!

Homer

[turns red in anger] Why, you little... [strangles Bart, then stops, turns his face normal] Wait a minute. Does this mean you like my present?

Bart

Uh-huh.

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