“Lisa the Greek” · Season 3
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (1)
[Homer just won another bet and is getting his latest winnings from Moe]
Hi, Moe. A beer...and A LOT OF BILLS!
[laughs] Okay! [under breath] ...ya lucky moron. [takes one of his shoes off, shakes shoe empty, dollar bills come out] Here ya go, Homer. A hundred thirty-five dollars.
I used to hate the smell of your sweaty feet. [takes money, inhales deeply] Now, it's the smell of victory.
Ah, shut up.
[The results of the first play of the Broncos vs. Patriots game are in]
All right, Denver. Justify my love.
At the end of thirteen seconds of play, it's New England seven, Denver nothing.
D'oh!
[walks into the room and blocks Homer's view, showing off her homemade Malibu Stacy apartment] Look, Dad! I made a modest studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll. This is the kitchen; this is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter... [Homer, however, isn't paying attention to her] Dad, you're not listening to me!
Lousy, stupid Denver.
I pretend I'm interested in power tools...going to silly car-chase movies...and things I'll tell you when you're older. Do you understand?
I think so.
[Bart put his dish in the sink]
Bart!
What?
[After Homer explains that he and Lisa can't climb up Mt. Springfield]
What about Daddy-Daughter Day?
Don't worry, the new football season is only seven months away.
[betrayed] So that's it. You just wanted me to help you gamble. You never wanted to be with me at all!! [starts crying and goes to room]
[to Homer] You're a very selfish man.
[plays with a button that presses "Go to hell" three times] Once again, great present, Dad!
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