“I Married Marge” · Season 3
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (3), Julius Hibbert (1), Patty (1)
[Marge is doing some accounting]
[enters with his latest purchase] Marge, look at this! A baby monitor! [into the monitor] Baby to Marge. Baby to Marge. Waa! Waa! Over.
Homer, I don't know how we can afford all these things on your salary.
[looks out the window and sees the Power Plant] Hey, why don't I apply at the Nuclear Power Plant. I hear they pay pretty well!
I don't know. I heard radiation can make you sterile.
Pfft. Now you tell me!
[Homer runs into the delivery room after Marge has gone into labor]
Marge! Marge, where's the baby?!
[pointing to Marge's belly] Right where you left it!
Shut up!
[stands up and stares down Homer] Hey listen, fat boy!
[furious] NO, YOU LISTEN! This is my wife, and this is my kid, and I'm paying for this delivery, so if you wanna stay, you'd better show me some respect!
Homer, does this mean...?
Starting tomorrow, I'm a nuclear technician!
[horrified] Good God!
[to a small Bart being born, burns tie] Why, you little...! He did that on purpose!
How could he? He's only 10 minutes old!
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