Can you be my dad?
RobertIf your mom was a secretary, there's a good chance I am.
Played by John Slattery
The Simpsons · 3,477 quotes
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Most scenes with: Homer Simpson (3)
Scenes with Robert 3
RobertRobertThere ain't enough bourbon in Kentucky for you, big guy.
Yeah, the governor wrote me a letter to that effect.
RobertBefore you say yes, Simpson I fell it's my duty to warn you, account men lose their soul.
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