C'mon lady, have a heart! I'm sure your husband does stupid things sometimes too.
[indignantly] I'm married to Jesus!
Pssh, yeah right. And I'm married to Wonder Woman!
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C'mon lady, have a heart! I'm sure your husband does stupid things sometimes too.
[indignantly] I'm married to Jesus!
Pssh, yeah right. And I'm married to Wonder Woman!
[to Lisa] You must wear your gown with modesty, not like Sister Marilyn.
[In a nun's gown, standing over a wind thing, mimicking the famous photograph.] Oooh!
Are you a bit of a Doubting Thomas?
More of a Curious George.
Well, little monkey, you should spend some time with the man in the yellow hat.
[Cut to Lisa in front of a picture of Jesus with a halo that looks like a hat.]
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