Darcy quotes from The Simpsons

Played by Natalie Portman · 3 quotes

Played by Natalie Portman

In 3 of the 3,477 quotes from The Simpsons
Most scenes with: Bart Simpson (3)

Scenes with Darcy 3

Darcy

[to Bart] You look kind of young.

Uh, yeah, I have that disease that makes you look like an old man, but they gave me medicine for it and I took too much.

Darcy

I'm very religious that way.

How religious can you be if you're pregnant? [Darcy slaps Bart] Good answer.

Darcy

[to Bart] You really are 10. I just thought you were really stupid.

I'm 10 and stupid! Look if I'm not a father then, who is?

Darcy

A Norwegian exchange student. He's long gone, back to Norwegia. I wanted you to marry me so my baby would have a dad.