Scorpio quotes from The Simpsons

Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!

Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

Homer

[chuckles] Yes, once.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this. [presses a button, causing a bridge to blow up in the background of the screen the gentlemen are visible in]

[all the men look at the explosion] Oh my God, the 59th Street Bridge.

Maybe it just collapsed on its own.

We can't take that chance.

You always say that. I want to take a chance.

[scoffs] "Collapsed on its own", you sch...You have seventy-two hours. See ya.

By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?

Homer

France.

[laughs] Nobody ever says Italy.

Ingenious, isn't it Mr. Bont?

[in an accent reminiscent of Connery] Scorpio, you're totally mad!

Ha, I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk!

So do you expect me to talk?

I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a cheap funeral.