“You Only Move Twice” · Season 8
In this episode: Scorpio (4), Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1)
[After the family has watched the video on Cyprus Creek]
It does seem nicer than Springfield.
Yeah... did you notice how the people weren't shoving or knocking each other down? I've never been to a place like that before...
[Bart shoves her aside]
Me neither.
I am not interested in buying the house, but I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. HA! Now you know how it feels!
Thank you, come again!
Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!
[throws them out the door.]
Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
[chuckles] Yes, once.
Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this. [presses a button, causing a bridge to blow up in the background of the screen the gentlemen are visible in]
[all the men look at the explosion] Oh my God, the 59th Street Bridge.
Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
We can't take that chance.
You always say that. I want to take a chance.
[scoffs] "Collapsed on its own", you sch...You have seventy-two hours. See ya.
[Homer has just walked in on Scorpio, who is tuning a giant death ray.]
By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?
France.
[laughs] Nobody ever says Italy.
[Unseen by Homer, Scorpio has a James Bond-esque secret agent chained to a table under a laser, a la Goldfinger.]
Ingenious, isn't it Mr. Bont?
[in an accent reminiscent of Connery] Scorpio, you're totally mad!
Ha, I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk!
So do you expect me to talk?
I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a cheap funeral.
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