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Larry quotes from The Simpsons

Played by Rodney Dangerfield · 5 quotes

Larry

Played by Rodney Dangerfield

The Simpsons · 3,477 quotes

In 5 of the 3,477 quotes from The Simpsons

Lines by Larry 2

[Larry Burns is sitting at the buffet, like it's his own dinner table]

Larry

Pull up a seat Pops, you too Chuckles. The food ain't great, but the portions are terrific.

[The insulted chef glowers at him]

Larry

Hey I'm kiddin'. Give my regards to Mrs. Boyardee.

Larry

Hey, I got a wife an' kids. Oh, that reminds me. They're probably wondering where I am. I told 'em I was going out for coffee. [Quickly looks at his watch] That was a week ago.

Scenes with Larry 3

Larry

Hey, Casey Jones, where this train headed?

CConductor

Springfield.

Larry

Yeah, Yeah. What state?

CConductor

This train going to--

[Train whistle blows]

Larry

What I'm trying to say is--

You're what, selling light bulbs? Worried about the whales? Keen on Jesus? Out with it!

Larry

Well Mr. Burns, I'm your son! [Mr. Burns is shocked, Larry looks at his foot] Oh, and I stepped on one of your peacocks. You got a paper towel?

Larry

Oh, we've got to find a place to hide.

The abandoned warehouse! [they enter the warehouse. Inside, people are busily working] D'oh! Stupid economic recovery.

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