Hey, Casey Jones, where this train headed?
CConductor
Springfield.
Yeah, Yeah. What state?
CConductor
This train going to--
[Train whistle blows]
“Burns, Baby Burns” · Season 8
In this episode: Larry (5), Mr. Burns (2), Homer Simpson (1), Waylon Smithers (1)
What I'm trying to say is--
You're what, selling light bulbs? Worried about the whales? Keen on Jesus? Out with it!
Well Mr. Burns, I'm your son! [Mr. Burns is shocked, Larry looks at his foot] Oh, and I stepped on one of your peacocks. You got a paper towel?
I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble. Smithers, take off my belt.
With pleasure, sir.
Oh, we've got to find a place to hide.
The abandoned warehouse! [they enter the warehouse. Inside, people are busily working] D'oh! Stupid economic recovery.
[Larry Burns is sitting at the buffet, like it's his own dinner table]
Pull up a seat Pops, you too Chuckles. The food ain't great, but the portions are terrific.
[The insulted chef glowers at him]
Hey I'm kiddin'. Give my regards to Mrs. Boyardee.
Hey, I got a wife an' kids. Oh, that reminds me. They're probably wondering where I am. I told 'em I was going out for coffee. [Quickly looks at his watch] That was a week ago.
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