Pig Two quotes from The Raccoons

Knox uses astrology to foresee the future!

Well you three won't have one if you don't start talking sense.

We'll do better than that sir! We'll talk dollars and cents!

How could the boss do this to us, forget the names of his own parents!?

Well, he always forgets our payday.

...And the key word is "please". When I snap my fingers you will remain in a trance, but will open your eyes and do only as we say.

Oh, oh! Ask him, ask him!

Ahem. Boss? We would like a raise, please?

Mom always said the magic word works wonders!

Oh no! We're really doomed!

Yeah, the boss hates a dirty car!

I thought I'd lost you there Pop.

We Sneers don't disappear as easily as that. And we've got hundreds of years of history to prove it son!

I know that Pop... even if I'm not a real Sneer.

What are you talking about?

It's okay Pop, you don't have to keep it a secret anymore. I know I'm adopted.

Wha... where'd you get that crazy idea? No wait. You're not adopted son. I'm the one who's adopted.

Bert

Cyril Sneer... adopted?

Does that make our contract invalid?

How could the boss fire us like that?

We never even got the chance to make up any excuses!

We never even got the chance to make any lunch!

LUNCH?!?

Do you think we'll ever move up in this business?

I know we will. When we're done this the boss wants us to shingle the roof!

You screamed sir?

What are you pork pies doing, trying to make spectacles of yourselves?

Oh no sir, they're for reading Mudman Comics!

Reading comics on the job eh? Well read my lips. Deliver these boxes to Willow's store. N-O-W. NOW!

Bert

Okay Broo, we've got one super dooper spook sensitive tape recorder!

Two garlands of garlic to stave off evil spirits!

Bert

An XL 3-33 special phantom camera filter!

Four wooden stakes to drive through the hearts of vampires!

Bert

A five pound bag of flour for the old 'throw the flour on the ectoplasm' routine!

And a slick vacuum to suck up ghostly apparitions - it says so in the guarantee!

Bert

I tell you Broo - we have the will, we have he technology, and soon we'll have the phantom!

I don't see the boss anywhere.

It's Barbara Whatshername - quick, take cover guys!

I don't think she saw us. If the boss finds out we set him up with that barracuda, he'll feed us to the sharks!

(Bursts out of hiding in a crate) BOSS? Miserable pig slops! I oughta...

You'll ought to what Mr Sneer?

Melissa

All we want are a few details.

We can't tell you anything. This is top secret! Strictly need-to-know basis.

And the boss says you don't need to know anything!

As a matter of fact, we don't even know what you don't need to know!

I see a career in politics for these three.

Oh no! We forgot to close the land deal!

Madcap millionaires, the party's not over!

Oh, the party's over alright!

Never mind our lives!

Oh golly gosh gee whiz, have I missed something?

Oh, do something Lloyd!

What can I do?

Do what the boss would do if he were here!

He'd get really mad if he were here.

My bid certainly made an impression on that big shot, didn't it?

Oh it certainly did! And when the boss hears about this he'll impress us!

Six feet into the ground.

Careful! Think of your stress level boss!

Oh yeah, you don't want to end up back in the hospital!

Hospitals don't bother me anymore but you clowns do! And when I get to the bottom of this, that's just where you'll be - in the hospital! Come back here you pork rinds! Stop!

Run for it boys!