Pig Two quotes from The Raccoons

Hello boys! What can I do for you?

I'm glad you asked Mr Willow. As a result of our recent cutbacks, we find ourselves available for gainful employment.

Or we could use a job.

More pies sir?

Ha ha! I haven't had this much fun since my last tax refund!

We'd make a pretty good team, right boss?

I've seen worse!

There's big bucks in this recycling business, so I only think it's fair that you boys get to do some profit sharing of your own!

That's great boss!

I want you to go through this dump and recycle everything you can.

But... but boss, what about the profit sharing?

You two porkers can share the work, 50/50. And I'll take all the profits!

Another dead end!

Do you have to use that word?

Are you crazy? Aren't our lives miserable enough? Anything else you'd like to confess while you're at it? How about the dent we punt into the limo hmm? Oh, why don't you tell him about the time we sold his cigars!

Well now! Do go on...

Ohohoho, come on! Tell all!

But you... you said you wanted to confess...

ALMOST! We said we ALMOST wanted to confess, we didn't say we actually wanted to confess!

The instructions say to boil fruit in the pressure cooker at 10lbs for twenty minutes. So I figure if we make it to 200lbs for one minute it'll be twice as good!

You know, your math's getting better everyday Lloyd!

(On a PA) Attention! It seems not all of you are aware of the rules! Rule number 1 - all those with red labels on their jars... hands up!

You're disqualified!

Now don't get ugly!

We're just doing our jobs!

We're in deep this time guys!

With Mom judging, she's sure to recognise her own preserves!

And we'll be in a pickle.

Oh what a jam!

Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to tell you to vote for Cyril Sneer!

Because he promises open government behind closed doors!

The boss is gonna dump us and hire Lady Baden-Baden!

They always said politics was a dirty business!

Well it's going to get a lot dirtier!

Boys, we're going to find out who did this if it's the last thing we do!

Uh... we did it, boss.

YOU WHAT?!

It was just a job, boss!

We don't even know who hired us!

We didn't know what was in the barrels boss.

He wouldn't tell us.

He just told us to dump them!

He... he paid us a lot of money.

He paid you a lot of money. (Opens his safe and starts throwing money at them) You want money? Here! Here's lots of money! Take it all! Take some more! Just give me back the fishing hole! Can you do that?! Can you give me a price on that?! Can you?!