Cedric Sneer quotes from The Raccoons

Bert

Wow! That was some fun, huh Cedric?

Yeah, that wasn't so bad. But there's a big difference between ten feet and... ten thousand feet!

Bert

Ah, only a couple of zeros!

Bert

Boy, this is one birthday present you'll never forget, huh Cedric?

Yeah... if I live to remember.

I did it Pop! I jumped! Did you see it?

I sure did son! But if you don't mind, I'd rather not see it again!

Factory 1-9-8-4 made a lot of money producing this stuff - Sneer Snake Oil!

(Reading the bottle) "Guaranteed to prevent dandruff, aging, arthritis, hair loss and the common cold." Pop, no one would believe all this!

That doesn't matter now! I'm shutting this place down!

What are you three doing here?

Drowning! What's it look like?!

Hi Pop! What's up?

Larceny! Grand theft pooch napping! That's what's up! I want this plastered all over the front page of your alleged newspaper.

Bert

"Wanted, three pigs for the theft of one blue-point ridgeback retriever. Answers to the name of Snag. Generous reward for any information"?

Bert

They can't tear down our clubhouse! Why, we're not even on their land!

You're right Bert. But we can fix it up a bit! After all they're our neighbours now, and we should try to get along.

Bert

Yeah I guess you're right. With a little work we could spruce this place up in no time. But we better be careful or those stuffed shirts at Lock Links will be over here wanting to join our club!

Bert

Somebody just dumped this... this poison! How could they do it?

They just didn't care Bert.

Gentlemen! Gentleman! I sure we can come to some accommodation here!

Mr Knox

Oh, I know we can, sir!

In fact, we've arranged some accommodation for you! (Cuts to two police officers with handcuffs)

No! Wait! You've got it all wrong! It was an accident! Trust me! NOOOO!

That's my Pop. The environmental crusader!

(about the fishing hole) It was a good place. At least we've got our memories.

I don't. I never got the chance.

Maybe not, Bentley. But feeling sorry about it won't change anything.

You're right, Cedric. It's up to us. We've got to change things.

This is one million dollars we're talking about!

No, it's you we're talking about! 'Cause if you don't slow down... well, all the money in the world wouldn't buy me another pop.