Pig One quotes from The Raccoons

Mammoth? You know all those refineries and tankers I ordered? I wanna return it all! And I want to return all those oil rigs too! ...What do you mean I can't return it? Brand new, never been used! Did I read the small print? Of course I read the small print! Quick, read the small print!

I think you should read it, sir! It says right here, all sales final!

WHAT?! Oh no, Mammoth, there's nothing to worry about... none at all... AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

No! It's Superclam!

You were supposed to get piranha. Saskatchewan Smith did not wade through goldfish infested rivers!

But boss, you only gave us ten bucks to buy props!

Don't give me cheap excuses!

Don't you think you'd better tell the truth, boss?

Don't be ridiculous! I'd better think of a better lie!

We'd better get that winning piece back, pronto!

Yeah... before the boss makes snack food... out of us!

About time! What's for dinner?

Tuna and potato chip casserole!

Escalope, cinnamon and lima bean potato chips!

And imitation bacon potato chip and marshmallow pie!

Ooh... I feel sick! (turns green and keels over)

The Swami says "peace of mind is money in the bank".

Money in his bank! He's making a fortune off the hat franchise alone!

And he scorns material wealth sir!

That's where I've got the edge! I'll meditate myself to millions! I'll buy a fleet of swamis!

Now remember sir, wild rages...

...and terrible tantrums...

...waste valuable energy!

And energy is power...

...and power is money...

...and money in the bank...

...is peace of mind!

Hey! I've found a fender!

Great. Just 3,425 parts to go before the boss will speak to us again!

Do you have an appointment sir?

One more oink out of you, pig, and you're a budget cut.

Great! Held prisoner in my own home! By a computer, no less! "It'll do everything," you said! "It never makes mistakes," you said!

Eh, Heh, Heh...Just a few bugs in the system, Sir.

And you bug-brains programmed the system! I'll reprogram you when we get out of here!

What did we ever do before we got this computer?

Huh! Too much!

(About Cyril's bears striking) But sir, the bears provide all the cheap menial labour around the place.

No problem. You menials are cheaper. You can pick up the slack.

That's what we were afraid of.

But sir, they did drive a hard bargain!

And I'll drive you to the sausage factory!

We've hit pay dirt fellas! Simon's old trunk!

Now we'll expose that impostor for what he really is!

Yeah, an impostor! And the Boss will give us that raise!