Cyril Sneer quotes from The Raccoons

My life is in serious danger.

Fear? Fear? I'm afraid of nothing! Look at my hand (cuts to Cyril's hand, which is trembling) - steady as the economy!

Get the lead out! You bears are slower than the service at a French restaurant!

YOU IDIOT! I wanted to push that! You blundering bacon buffoon!

This is your first and final notice Mammoth. When the Sneer name goes up in lights, Mammoth Power will be snuffed out like a birthday candle!

If I gave out as much as my back does, I'd be broke!

This stuff tastes terrible! It must be good for me! (He gulps more) Ha! Strange taste. Would go well with jelly!

Ah, the secret to great art. Buy cheap, and sell expensive!

When I think of all the lying and cheating I've submitted myself to. All the years I've spent amassing my fortune, all the people close to me I've had to push aside... then I think of the bad stuff!

I'm fading faster than a pair of jeans!

Oil! Black gold! Texas tea! Barrels and barrels of beautiful crude! I'll be rich! I mean, richer!

Those pigs had better come up with a better way to get rid of those chips, or I'll turn them into chops!

(To Bert) Get back here you motorcycle megalomaniacal ring-tailed tree-dwelling terrorist!

I ask Cedric to show a little drive and all of a sudden he's more meddlesome than a government accountant!

It's a good thing I don't crack under pressure.

YEAAAAGH!