Cyril Sneer quotes from The Raccoons

(To Pig One) You know, you would look good with an apple in your mouth!

(To his alligators) Careful boys! I pay your wages!

FINALLY! One of my defences works!

They sold this garbage to me as the ultimate security system? AARGH! It's lucky you're not paid for yet!

No, no, April Fools' Day isn't for another six months!

I am off to see the publisher of this rag!

By the back door!

I get vicious when I can't sleep! I'm not my usual loveable self!

What? What the devil? You're not Auntie Bertha! You're a raccoon. What kind of weirdo are you anyway?"

Can't you bears speed it up? If you were any slower you'd be unionised! I want this mansion to make the Taj Mahal look like a toolshed!

(singing) You can smell him from a mile, he's a man of wealth and style, the type that always makes the "ten best dressed"! Should that odour fill your air, beware! You're smelling millionaire, it's the man who knows the sweet smell of success!

Those pigs couldn't win an ant over with a picnic!

This new cologne of mine is the greatest invention since the tax dodge!

This success must not fail!

Keep rolling! Perfect! This'll make Star Wars look like a slideshow!

You furball! You're ruining the scene! Wait a minute... this is action! You're on a roll Raccoon! Go with it!