I had a lot on my mind last night, and I didn't perform. Okay? It happens to plenty of guys. It's usually not followed by a giant workplace discussion and an interview.
S8 E21Angry Andy
[Andy confronts Robert and Nellie about her taking the manager position while he was away in Tallahassee]
You are not the manager. I earned that job. I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.
Andy, why don't you just take a seat?
Why don't you take a seat, you idiot? [throws chair]
And why don't you take all your stupid memos and your stupid pens and your dumb caramels?
And your stupid face! [grabs Nellie's photo off the wall and smashes it on the ground]And your stupid office! AHHH!
[Andy punches a hole in the wall…again]
He does not like that wall.
S8 E22Fundraiser
Sometimes I feel like every one I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!
So, Dwight doesn't understand what a silent auction is. [Chuckles to himself] I guess he's the 'stupid guy' in the office, huh? Cause up 'til now, we didn't have one.
S8 E23Turf War
Protein powder, huh? You cut it with water? Why don't you just take estrogen?
Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years.
But you're saying there's a chance.
S8 E24Free Family Portrait Studio
Andrew, it's time for you to go home. You're better than this.
Yeah, I know.
Everyone is better than this because this... Is the worst thing I have ever seen. [Sips the Energy drink meant for Asian Homosexuals, said to be flavored as Coconut Penis] Why did they add coconut? I miss the original. [chugs the rest of the can]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Office (US) pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.