Summer Roberts quotes from The O.C.

Marissa

Oh, my God. You're listening to your own voice.

Summer

You see, on all the TV shows I watch, all these women have voice-overs. They even gave one to April on The Valley. Now, where most of these voice-overs, they don't make much sense, they do make your life seem more dramatic and meaningful.

Marissa

So you think our lives need to be more dramatic?

Summer

No. Not yours.

Summer

What does she see in that guy? He's so dirty and greasy.

Seth

He's got good abs. Women like abs. I got a six-pack myself. I know.

Summer

Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.

Seth

What are you doing?

Summer

Nothing. Looking for stamps.

Seth

You're mailing a letter?

Summer

Not without stamps. Let's go make out upstairs!

Summer

Cohen, there's something I need to tell you.

Seth

That you're using me to get to my father?

Summer

You guys ever wonder what life would be like if Atwood never came here?

Marissa

I definitely never would've talked to Seth.

Summer

Ah, hell no. Me either.

Ryan

See, you owe me one, buddy.

Seth

Me? She'd [points to Marissa] still be dating the dude who shaves his chest.

Summer

Is everything OK at home?

Seth

Sandy Cohen and I got a little man-boy lovin' going on.

Summer

We need to do something. We gotta go.

Seth

Go? Go where?

Summer

The soup kitchen, we're gonna feed the homeless.

Seth

Do we have to? We're already feeding Ryan and he was homeless once.

Summer

Hey, uh, Che, this is my boyfriend Seth. Seth, this is Che.

Summer, you have a twin flame? [to Seth] I wish I knew you were coming to town. I would have made you a bracelet!

Seth

Oh, hey. Where I come from, we just say "hey.".

Well, to borrow your native tongue... "hey."

Summer

Ugh. Che, just shut up, okay, before I tie you up with hemp rope, set you on fire and get high off of the fumes from your burning flesh.

Dark.

Summer

Taylor, whats wrong? You look like you've just seen a ghost.

Taylor

Can you keep a secret? Like, a really big secret? Like, a huge secret?

Summer

Yeah...

Taylor

I think you might be pregnant.

Summer

What is it? [opens gift: a T-shirt] "Jamaican Me Crazy."

Seth

See, it's funny because its not.

Summer

Uh-huh. You didn't make any plans for us tonight, did you?

Seth

Well, I was just thinking...

Summer

What? Jamaicum up as you go? You are such a baby. I am done babysitting you, do you understand me? [shoves gift back at him] Done.

Summer

Shalom, Cohen. Since you brought me presents yesterday, I thought I'd return the favor.

Seth

Oh, that is sweet!

Summer

[hands Seth a pamphlet] So, here's information on the four C's. Carat, clarity, color and cut.

Seth

Ah, diamonds. Sure, sure, if we're doing this, we'd better do it right.

Summer

Exactly. Which means nothing less than two carats.

Seth

Nah, three. You're worth it.

Seth

I've been thinking Yeats or maybe Shelley.

Summer

You're working on the guest list?

Seth

Those are poets, Summer, and their words will inspire my vows. Have you been working on yours?

Summer

Why yes, I was thinking of, uh, Shel Silverstein with a dash of Dr. Seuss. "I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred per cent!"

Seth

[deadpan] Very moving, Summer.

Summer

I know!

Taylor

Excuse me, the girl just has a healthy sex drive.

Summer

Yeah, for a hooker.

Summer

[talking about Che] He's flying here. He was feeling weird Seth vibes.

Taylor

All the way from Rhode Island?

Summer

Che transcends space and time.