This cannot be happening. [to a bookstore worker] Excuse me, uh, what is this book?
BGBookstore Guy
A Season for Peaches. It's the bestseller from France. English translation came in today.
BGBookstore Guy
Kind of, like, Bridges of Madison County meets The Notebook meets... porn.
Oh, my God. Plot, please.
BGBookstore Guy
Uh, this Frenchman seduces this young American girl and then they get married... I can't remember where.
His family's chapel in Burgundy.
BGBookstore Guy
Oh, so you read it.
No, I lived it. I'm Peaches.
Excuse me, the girl just has a healthy sex drive.
Met your ex-husband last night. He was at the bookstore, doing a reading.
Wait, you met Henri-Michel? How did you know it was him?
Dirty hair? Scarf? Smells like brie?
Okay, Ryan. Even if I was that limber, you know I would never do that in the Chunnel.
RDr. Roberts
I've gotta go. There's a man who's been impaled by what appears to be a unicorn.
[whispering in amazement] Unicorns.
RDr. Roberts
But our conversation is going to continue. We'll talk about this on my rounds tomorrow. [leaves]
So does this mean I have your blessing? [door closes] They do exist.
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