Julie Cooper quotes from The O.C.

Julie

As the Newport Group's new Design Director, I've decided to give the office a much-needed facelift. Now wait till you see your furniture, Kiki. It's very fresh, very Danish, very "hello"!

Julie

My wedding planner is a passive-aggressive nitwit who has the audacity to question my taste in music. Bob Seger is not "so over."

Julie

Just one little stripper... who never hurt anyone... Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.

Julie

Why wouldn't American be fascinated with the lives and loves of Orange County's rich and fabulous? We're all beautiful and we're all dysfunctional. Surf, sex and scandal, it's a recipe for a cultural phenomenon, don't you think?

Julie

Are you going to throw your bedroom furniture in the pool now?

Julie

You can go on with your life, Cal. But I am never leaving this room. My Howard Hughes phase starts now.

Julie

Marissa, honey, you know, it's not too late for me to go with you. I promise I wouldn't embarrass you. I could pretend to a part of your entourage or you Scientology guide.

Julie

[to Marissa] The Cooper women do have nine lives. I'm just glad you're on to your next one.

Julie

Oh, my God. Cooper family hug.

Julie

He basically called me white trash! He said I was from Riverside!

Jimmy

Honey, you are from Riverside.

Julie

It was his tone!

Julie

[about Caleb] Can I ask you a question? Do you like that he calls you Kiki?

Kirsten

Hate it.

Julie

'Cause he kept calling me "Juju", like that candy that gets stuck in your teeth.

Julie, your hair.

Julie

Hailey, you're here.

Julie

Hey, you guys wanna join us? We're celebrating my new position.

Sandy

Ohhh, I'm not gonna touch that one.

Luke

Whenever we played Ultimatum...

Julie

Ultimatum?

Luke

You know, who... of... all your friends' moms would you rather... do?

Julie

That's a game?

Luke:

And whenever we played it, you always won.

Julie

Really? I beat Kirsten?

Julie

I don't want Chippendales. I want strippers, full-on, full-frontal male strippers. Preferably at a place that serves bottomless margaritas.

Kirsten

Or, I could invite the girls over and I could throw you a lovely catered bachelorette cocktail party.

Julie

With strippers.

Julie

[pleads] Just one little stripper... who never hurt anyone... Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.

Kirsten

One little stripper.

Julie

Yes! You're the best! [Kirsten walks away] But no Chippendales. And not little!