Zach Stevens quotes from The O.C.

Zach

Have you seen the infomercials for Girls Gone Wild? Because this is exactly how they begin.

Zach

You should just focus on the good stuff in your life. Like school.. or... comics. Yeah, I got nothing.

Zach

I get it. You guys are just one of those couples. Even when you're not being a couple, you'll always be a couple. You're Joanie and Chachi, Luke and Leia.

Seth

Luke and Leia were brother and sister.

Zach

Yeah, well, may the Force be with you.

Seth

Ryan, my girlfriend went out with a girl. There's only one thing to do to make it okay.

Zach

You're gonna hook up with a guy?

Seth

Ok, it is 0700 hours. Let the record show that guys' night out has officially begun.

Zach

Uh, Seth, 0700 means it's 7 am.

Seth

Ok, nobody cares that you were at JROTC. Now listen to me. Tonight, Newport is our bitch, okay? So let's go out there and let's do what guys do. [Ryan joins them] Ryan, what do guys do?

Seth

You seem different. You seem like...um––

Zach

Like I'm vibrating in a very high frequency.

Summer

You guys bringing back the comic book?

No! No. Goodness gracious no!

Seth

It's a graphic novel. It's totally different.

Seth

All this time I thought you were a nice guy.

Zach

Wake up, I'm a water-polo player, we're never nice guys.