Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Seth

Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and... not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know... um...

Seth

Summer's right over there. Look. Oh, stop, don't look. But, I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking.

Seth

Oh, wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock. In case there's a threesome going on in the bathroom.

Seth

You guys really wouldn't hurt me. Because that would be so clichéd. [they pick him up] Oh, I guess you're fans of the cliché.

Seth

Wow, you're a really good barbecutionist.

Seth

It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.

Seth

It'd be good to take some me-time... work on the novel. Tonight would make a good chapter.

Seth

Every year some big water polo player ends up peeing in one of my shoes... Nah, I'm just kidding. He pees in both of them.

Seth

The master race has been perfected, Ryan, and they all go to our school.

Seth

Oh, I get it. I'm just here for the comic relief.

Seth

Nothing says Thanksgiving like Moo Shu Pork.

Seth

You and Luke? Holy unholy alliances!

Seth

Oy humbug.

Seth

Separate seats, you guys. There's no sex in the Champagne Room.

Seth

Okay, that's a lot of genitalia in my pool.