Summer Roberts quotes from The O.C.

Summer

I met G.E.O.R.G.E.

Seth

I'll kill him.

Summer

Look, I know you've never had a birthday party before, let alone ever been to one -- but usually people get presents for their birthday. So will you please tell me what you want?

Taylor

[sighs] Okay, honestly? I want Ryan to ask me to go with him to Berkeley next year.

Summer

Okay, I was thinking more along the lines of a cute top...

Summer

[Seeing the front page of a newspaper] Did you see this about earthquake weather? You know, it's exactly this kind of voodoo science that lets politicians deny global warming [hands paper to Taylor]

Taylor

Oh, my God, I know. And how many times have they predicted "the big one" and it never happens. Almost makes you wish that it would.

Summer

What happened with Ryan?

Taylor

[sighs] I tried, Summer. I really did. The moment was upon us, we were staring into each other's eyes, and... and he just didn't say it! Ugh. Sometimes I just wanna grab him and tie him to a chair and shoot him full of sodium pentothal and see what spills out.

Taylor

Exactly.

Summer

And how are you going to do that?

Taylor

Easy, I just need to get him to tell me that he loves me.

Summer

Mhmm, Ryan talking about his feelings, now that would be an earth-shattering event.

Taylor

Don't you think the boys are acting weird?

Summer

Shifty looks, finishing each other's sentences, like they're composing a lie on the spot?

Taylor

Yes.

Summer

Totally normal for them.

Seth

Take a good look around. Everything's about to change.

Summer

Actually, I have a surprise! Look: the floor plan to our apartment in Providence.

Seth

Hey: big screen TV, La-Z-boys, hotplate. Looks exactly like here.

Summer

Mmm?

Seth

Awesome! Do you think our TiVO will keep its memory if we pack it?

Summer

I don't know. I should call the helpline right now.

Summer

Just remember, this isn't goodbye. You're my destiny, Cohen.

Seth

Go save the world, Summer Roberts.