Sandy Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Sandy

Well, I should be off. Gotta find the next kid to jeopardize the community. Maybe a Black kid, or an Asian kid. Bye ladies!

Sandy

Are we worried your dad won't love us if we don't feed him enough?

Sandy

I have two guesses. Either she's run out of money, or... she's run out of money.

Sandy

Sandy Cohen. Pleasure swinging with you.

Sandy

You think you can mess up so bad, we'll give up on you? You can't.

Sandy

[after seeing Jimmy punch Caleb] Jimmy, what are you doing? You beat me to the punch.

Sandy

Have dinner with us instead. I won't cook, I promise. Although if Kirsten's mad enough at you, she might.

Sandy

Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.

Sandy

I've had so many clandestine meetings lately I feel like I'm in an Oliver Stone movie.

Sandy

Seth Ezekiel! Kitchen, now! And bring Mr. History of Agriculture with you.

Sandy

We cannot fight a war on multiple fronts. Have we learned nothing from the Nazis?

Sandy

Ask me while you're giving me the massage. I'm much more inclined to say yes.

Sandy

Yeah, while I'm harboring a fugitive I'll go score some pot on the street.

Sandy

There are days that I think Kirsten and me are bulletproof. I don't wanna test that theory.

Sandy

So... a charity event where the donors keep half the profits and a yard sale with no yard. Hm. So that's how they do it in the OC.