Kirsten Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Kirsten

[sarcastically, to Caleb] You are the official sponsor of the "Julie Cooper Comeback Tour"?

Kirsten

"Aspirational"? Is that even a word?

Kirsten

I have my secret recipe: takeout.

Kirsten

[to Julie] Oh my. There's so much you here.

Kirsten

[about her father Caleb] The one man impervious to miracles.

Ryan

I used to want to be an architect.

Kirsten

And what do you want to be now?

Ryan

Seventeen.

Kirsten

Me, too.

I'm an embarrassment to my son.

Kirsten

Welcome to my world.

Sandy

Wow! You're all set up for your Newpsie convention! Hey, when do these vultures land?

Kirsten

Soon, and I'm sure that I have a doily out of place somewhere.

Sandy

Good. Gives them something to talk about.

Ryan

What do you do exactly? Real estate or construction?

Seth

Dude, don't ask.

Kirsten

I tried to explain it to Seth once and he fell asleep halfway through.

Seth

[sheepishly] Ok...but..uh...yeah, it's pretty much true. [Kirsten smirks]

Ryan

[to Kirsten] Try me.

Kirsten

Seth, we need to talk to Ryan.

Seth

Okay. If this has to do with the rug, though, I just wanted to tell you that Ryan had nothing to do with it.

Kirsten

What about the rug?

Seth

I'm gonna go now.

Kirsten

Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.

Sandy

Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't. I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.

Kirsten

I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.

Sandy

I am sure she is very well paid. I am on fire.

Kirsten

Doesn't Seth look rad?

Sandy

Oh, you do look rad. Mad props, son.

Sandy

You walked in on them? Ryan and Marissa Cooper. Didn't I tell ya?

Kirsten

[unamused] No.

Sandy

Sorry, but the boys and I made a pact.

Kirsten

A pact?

Sandy

A solemn promise.

Kirsten

When?

Sandy

You were in the bathroom.

Sandy

[opens door to see Julie and Caleb at the doorstep] Ah, the gruesome twosome.

Kirsten

That means "Happy Thanksgiving" in Sandy.