[on Summer's answering machine] So... if you don't hear from me for a while, it's not because I don't love you. It's because I do.
“The Metamorphosis” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Seth Cohen (2), Ryan Atwood (2), Taylor Townsend (2), Summer Roberts (1), Julie Cooper (1), Kaitlin (1), Che (1)
Well, don't worry. We'll find you another old dude to pay for all your stuff and cheat on you.
Is that what I'm teaching you?
Pretty much.
Hey, uh, Che, this is my boyfriend Seth. Seth, this is Che.
CChe
Summer, you have a twin flame? [to Seth] I wish I knew you were coming to town. I would have made you a bracelet!
Oh, hey. Where I come from, we just say "hey.".
CChe
Well, to borrow your native tongue... "hey."
You might wanna relax.
Distract me. Tell me more about this, uh, cage fighting. It's been something I've been meaning to get into.
Yeah? Ask me another favor and I'll me happy to show you.
Ooh! Ryan Atwood with a side of sauce! I like it! You're gonna have to do better, though, 'cause all I can think about is him, my husband, [gets a little breathless]... his arms, his smell... making love in the barn in Burgundy...
Sounds like the perfect guy. Why would you want a divorce?
Well despite being agnostic in most things, I do believe in true love and this was not it... Well, back to you and your life. What is your favorite fruit?
[chuckles] Peaches.
He used to say my breasts were like two, soft...
Ryan! There you are! I think there might be something wrong with your phone. I called three times today--
Six, actually.
Oh! Well, um, did you get a chance to look at that silly little document?
Yeah, I did, and I have a question for you. [hands her the document in French] What does that say right there?
Oh, that's just lawyer-speak. You know, party of the first part, party of the second part...
So it doesn't say we had sex, like, thirty times? It took me, like, five hours to translate that.
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