Anna Stern quotes from The O.C.

Marissa

Oh, well, actually, Summer, Ryan's already been promised to someone else.

Summer

I can't believe this. You gave him to someone else? Who? Who's pathetic enough not to have a date the day before cotillion?

Anna

Actually, at this point, that would be you.

Anna

Wait. Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars and sets people's houses on fire? So you're saying I'm making my debut into society with Newport's most wanted?

Ryan

Is that gonna be a problem?

Anna

I can't wait.

Anna

Could you be any more pathetic? A lone figure sitting on the floor, wondering if he's gonna be lonely for the rest of his life.

Seth

Hey, your sensitivity -- it's really, uh, nonexistent.

Anna

You know what your problem is? You're not a man.

Seth

Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.

Anna

Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation?

Seth

Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.

Seth

Oh goodness, look at that piece right there. Get a northeasterly breeze, that toupée's gonna go overboard.

Anna

Good thing his wife has surgically enhanced flotation devices because then she can jump in after him.

Anna

Summer!?

Summer

Anna!?

Seth

There should be a channel on television, I think, of us watching television.

Anna

We're that good.

Summer

Yeah, you are. You're so that good. You're whole witty-banter thing is so cute, you guys. You guys are like brother and sister. Yeah, you guys could totally be related.

Seth

How was Pittsburgh?

Anna

It was good to be home.

Seth

Yeah. Pittsburgh's also the home of Andy Warhol, Mr. Rogers and ketchup. You can't compete with that.

Summer

My Dad says chins are the new nose.

Anna

So did Picasso.

Summer

Really? What hospital does he work for? Kidding! I'm not that dumb, just shallow!