Ugh. Che, just shut up, okay, before I tie you up with hemp rope, set you on fire and get high off of the fumes from your burning flesh.
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Dark.
“The Summer Bummer” · Season 4, Episode 6
In this episode: Ryan Atwood (4), Taylor Townsend (2), Seth Cohen (1), Summer Roberts (1), Kirsten Cohen (1), Che (1)
I couldn't help but notice that you wanted to talk to Seth.
Oh, did I?
Well, since he's out of town and he's gonna be moving out next semester, you're gonna need a new Seth. Don't tell Sandy, but I thought I would audition for the job.
Oh. Uh, yeah, well, that's... very thoughtful.
So... how does it work? Do I ask you what's on your mind, or...?
Uh, usually you talk about yourself and I solve my problems on my own.
Taylor: tonight. Are you busy?
Oh. Blog, schmog.
Is that a yes?
Yes! It is a yes... squared, in all caps, with a exclamation mark and a smiley-faced emoticon.
A simple yes will do.
Yes.
I keep imagining her on roller skates and with a big bucket of soapy water.
Dude, that is so pedestrian. A sudsy girl? Your fantasies are so... average.
Doesn't mean it's not hot.
I guess they call them classics for a reason.
What are you doing, paying your gay friend Roger to pretend he's in love with you?
Well, what if I did? What if I did rent a homosexual for the evening? And pay him with rare collectibles from Asian cinema? What difference does it make to you?
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