Summer Roberts quotes from The O.C.

Summer

You have to find the stud.

Seth

You mean like you did, Summer?

Summer

Just get me the stud-finder?

Seth

Oh, Summer. I think you are the stud-finder.

Summer

You see this hammer in my hand?

Seth

Yeah, I'm gonna find that stud-finder. What does it look like?

Summer

And the level.

Seth

What is a level?

Summer

Don't you know what a level is?

Seth

Yeah, it's something that you advance to in a video game.

Summer

That's funny. The tool doesn't know about tools.

Seth

I did it, look.

Summer

Wow! You hit a nail. Fabulous you're bitch, Cohen.

Summer

Mostly we talk about me.

Seth

You?

Summer

Yeah, you know. It's like our common interest.

Summer

Get away from him, whore!

Seth

Hey hey hey! She's not a whore. She goes to UNLV.

Summer

Oh, I'm sorry. Skank.

Summer

What do you want from me, Cohen?

Seth

I just want you.

Summer

No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonderwoman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.

Seth

I want to make that up to you.

Summer

It has nothing to do with me. It's about you. And it is always about you. What you need and what you want. You know, it seems you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase, and that's all. So you know what? You can have it.

Summer

You've gotta go, like, Ice-Man on her ass, see how she likes it.

Seth

Wow, was that your first X-Men reference?

Summer

Top Gun.

Seth

Top Gun. Hey, that's one of the greatest love stories of our time.

Marissa

Who's Kofi Annan?

Summer

Some guy Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines.

Summer

Shouldn't you be at the hospital?

Marissa

Uh, whatever. It's just Caleb. Ryan said he'll be fine. Besides he's like a... a cockroach, you know. He'll outlive us all.

Summer

[sees Seth's jaw drop over her sexy outfit] Don't give me the junk in the trunk either.

Seth

Just the gifts God gave you.

Seth

Spiderman is really the only protective headgear I own.

Summer

Well, it's too bad you weren't wearing protective headgear when you were dropped on your head as a child.

Seth

Oh, zing!

Seth

How is it that Ryan and Marissa are now the functional couple?

Summer

Oh, my God, we cannot be more annoying than Ryan and Marissa. We're monsters.

Seth

I like monsters.

Summer

Zach???? Oh, my god, I'm having a panic spiral.

Marissa

Wait, that's Zach on the Vespa?

Summer

I didn't think he'd come back. He was in Italy for so long I assumed he bought a villa and opened an espresso bar.

Summer

You guys bringing back the comic book?

No! No. Goodness gracious no!

Seth

It's a graphic novel. It's totally different.

Summer

Cohen learned how to grill this summer. It's a major life achievement.

Seth

That's right. I grilled some corn, I grilled some veggies, I found something in Marissa's fridge, I just-- I grilled it.

Summer, Seth and Zach have talent. They could have careers in comics. But you are the Nico of the group.

Summer

I'm sorry. I don't get references before 1990.